kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

satan-masterofsass:

myfrankensteinromance:

corpsin123:

gallifrey-feels:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

tinkerbeth-in-neverland:

sparklesstripeyjumpers:

broadcasting-in-living-color:

Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.

dude dont forget this guy walked on water

he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.

he’s finally getting notes!!!!

I love this man so much

fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley

Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands

JESUS

This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.

this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

seniorcenter:

send nudes

straight into the trash can there’s no room for filth like that on my blog god bless

bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

plightofthevalkyries:


amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

acidfridays:

marley-hendrix:


Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

dali is literally the definition of a tripper

acidfridays:

marley-hendrix:

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

dali is literally the definition of a tripper

tardisandfeathered:

dream-yourself-free:

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see that.

And THIS is why I adore Catherine Tate. She’s loud and brash but in quieter moments… her soul comes shining through and it makes everything about her so much more beautiful. 

pseudomuse:

badcompanys:

I find it weird that every time people personify the Seven Deadly Sins, they’ll make six of them portray the doer (someone who IS angry, someone who IS slothful, etc), but then they go to Lust and portray them as object being acted upon (someone OTHER PEOPLE would lust after).

Like honestly it would be more accurate to make them some scruffy white dude with a fedora than a sexy girl with curves.

This speaks to me on a deep level.

shertockhotmes:

tawdrysquid:

finalproblem:

Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.

THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!

She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.

I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.

Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.

Mary is a cat lover.

And now her initials are “MEW.”

———

[Happy #Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.

This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

the-misha-has-the-phone-box:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

supernaturalslasher:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

the-raggedy-angel:

the thing about misha’s portrayal of leviathan that impresses—and creeps me out—most is the fact that if you look at his eyes in these shots, it doesn’t look like cas, and it doesn’t even look like misha.

there’s something dead about his eyes here that just freaks the shit out of me. it just looks like there’s something behind his eyes, rather than in them. he’s empty and hollowed and there’s something else inside him. 

the fact that misha can do that with just his eyes is incredible to me.

thank you for also noticing. its the whole reason why i loved levi-cas. his eyes look darker somehow and at first.i thought they did something digitally but i’m convinced it was all misha

Plus the fact that he was severely ill whilst filming that scene makes me love his acting a whole lot more

and its really hot 

I JUST LOVE MISHA’S ACTING OKAY

Friendly reminder that the confusion and fear in Dean is actually Jensen’s real reaction because this is not how they rehearsed this scene and Misha scared the crap out of him with it

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey