deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

taracynara:

rainonsand:

perfection

this is terrifying in the most awesome of ways.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

mishasminions:

THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING IN YOUR 20’S IS THE REALIZATION THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER USE

"I’M GONNA DO THAT WHEN I GROW UP"

OR “ONE DAY, I’M GONNA BE THIS AND THAT”

BECAUSE YOU’RE GROWN UP AND THAT DAY IS FINALLY HERE, AND YOU’RE STILL NEITHER THIS OR THAT

AND YOU’RE SCARED…

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

I’m quite a calm person, but if someone mentions musicals it’s like bam ONE DAY MORE TO REVOLUTION I THINK IT’S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY TWO BY TWO NOW IT’S TIME TO GO NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME MORNING GLOW IS HERE AT LAST TONIGHT TONIGHT THERE’S ONLY YOU TONIGHT WISHING YOU WERE SOMEHOW HERE AGAIN WILL YOU BRING ME TO LIGHT

bettydays:

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

To be fair, I watch a lot of porn too.

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

hi:

this app sounds like a 13 year old girl

hi:

this app sounds like a 13 year old girl